A homeless woman at the liquor store tried to pick me up on Saturday night.

“You’re a handsome man,” she said “I’d take you home if I had one.”

I’m happily married, but that was a great line and I liked her moxie.

All the wrong places | May 31, 2016 by James. Looking for more? Check the archive or follow the feed. Want to say hello? Send me an email. Or a beer.