I spent most of my commute yesterday trying to decide if I should get a roof rack for my Range Rover. There are at least two problems with this.

1. I do not currently—and likely never will—own a Range Rover.

I am a suburban dad. I own one minivan and one sensible fuel efficient compact car for my daily commute into the city. Even if I could afford a Range Rover, I doubt I’d ever spend that kind of money on an automobile.

2. I definitely do not need a roof rack.

I participate in literally zero activities that would necessitate the strapping of sporting equipment to the roof of vehicle, especially one of the fictional luxury sport utility variety.

I don’t know the wealthy sportsman that drove to the arena yesterday. I’m not even sure we’d be friends if he was real.

Range Rover roof racks | February 25, 2017 by James. Looking for more? Check the archive or follow the feed. Want to say hello? Send me an email. Or a beer.